If You Think that Your Desk is Messy...
Next time someone comments on how messy your desk is, just show them this picture:
This is athesitic philospher Quentin Smith looking for something in his faculty office. See also Kings of Chaos (the six messiest desks at the University of Chicago) and if you need further justification for a messy desk see: What Does Your Desk Say About You? (people with messier desks tend to have more education and make more money).
Thanks to Justin Taylor for all of the above.